k_kamenashi (k_kamenashi) wrote in pureiboisu,
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...:D?

-strolls into the entrance hall and drops his bags, sitting down on the largest of his bags,finally opens the letter containing his job description-

Dear Kame.

Currently we have need of a fluffer. Your duties will mainly consist of keeping our "actors" in "peak condition" during breaks in filming, through any means... Either decided between you, the actor or the director.

Glad to have you on board. Look forward to your first day.


....Shit.

-crumples the letter and starts chewing nervously on the corner of the envelope-

Well... At least the money is good.
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-walks through the mansion, holding a mirror up and looking at himself contentedly-

Saa~ I don`t think there is anyone quite as gorgeous as you are, Akanishi-chan~ *_______*

-is too engrossed in himself to notice Kame, resulting in him falling onto the other boy, sending them both sprawling onto the floor-

LKGH;GY&@(&LK;K(&HGKL?!

-blinks down at Kame and flicks the envelope-

Ne, you shouldn`t eat paper, it gives you stomach ache. At least it did when i ate a whole notepad out of boredom as a kid.. :Dv
-stares-

I don't know anyone but that stupid kid I knew in junior high who would eat a notepad....


-continues to stare at Jin-

He's reeeeeally pretty *_*

-jumps up and brushes himself down, removing the long flaily Jin!Limbs from around him and his bags-

D:

...Hi.
^______^ Hi there.

-hops up too and gives Kame the peace sign, bending his fingers in greeting-

Ne, you one of the new boys? A RIVAL..AND A PRETTY ONE AT THAT.. D: D:

I`m Akanishi Jin~ The hottest piece of ass in the business. 8D

-coughs and returns the bunny-rabit hand signal-

...Why do I already know that move?

-flicks some invisible dirt off his jeans and looks down-

I guess you could say I'm a new boy, although I don't think we're really in the same league...
He`s stealing my top-secret greeting. D: D: D: D:

-tilts his head and places a hand on his hip, smiling at Kame a little-

No one is in my league, so don`t worry about it. :Dv I can give you some guidance though, i`ve always wanted to play senpai. \:DDD/

He looks sorta familiar... :0?
-almost chokes to stop himself laughing-

SENPAI~?

You're what... A year older than me?

-collapses in a fit of giggles, then clambers back up to his feet, hanging off Jin's sleeve-

XDDD

...And how did you know that handshake?
/DDD:\

HE`S.. MOCKING ME..!

-sniffs indignantly and shakes Kame off, folding his arms across his chest-

My friend from junior high and me made it up. 8Dv Pretty fucking cool, na?
-grimaces-

Your friend is a lying douchebag, *I* invented it!
KJFLKGJ^&8%$4@)F)!

He wasn`t! DD:! He was really cool. He always used to let me cheat off of him in tests \8D/

-trails off, smiling a little in memory-

And he saved my life when i choked on a notepad. 8Db
-remembers removing a notepad from a skinnier kids aseophegus in and then pushing his notes close to the edge of the desk during an algebra test-

.... BAKANISHI D:?
BAKA...NI...SHI??? :00000

-remembers his nickname and squints a little, getting all up in Kame`s face-

........

...........

..... KAME-KUN?!?
-lets out an involuntarty squeak and flings his arms around Jin-

YOU FUCKING MORON, HOW'D YOU GET HOT?

-jumps back suddenly and coughs-

IMEANNOTHING D:
x______X!!

-is squeezed, coughing a little when Kame releases him-

D: What do you mean.. I`VE ALWAYS BEEN HOT KAME-CH~AN!
D:

NEITHER of us were hot shit at school.

that's why we had to make out with each other

But now... o_O!
D: Really? I must have erased those painful, humiliating years from memory somehow. :0!

-tilts his head and smirks, winking cheesily at Kame-

Ne, Kame-chan i`m sure we`ll act together real soon~ We can recreate the old days 8Dv
-flits a nervous hand through his hair and makes a pained expression-

I don't think we'll be... ACTING together... D:
-grabs hold of Kame`s hands, smiling widely at him-

OF COURSE WE WILL. Don`t let my good-looks and charm make you think you`ll never be in my league!

-laughs a little-

Only really retarded(more than ME!) and ugly guys don`t make it to porn star status. 8Dv
;~;

-silently hands Jin the letter, then takes it back when he remembers Jin's reading trouble and reads it aloud-

._.
-snatches the letter from Kame, scrunching his face up in pure concentration as he tries to re-read it-

...... D:

It`s ok.. Kame-fluffer.. :D;; We can still have lots of sex.

-stuffs the letter into his mouth to show his distaste at it and tries to chew-

>________>;

...

-chokes a little-

DX!
SHITSHITSHITNOTAGAIN

-dashes behind Jin and performs the heimlich manouver, watching the ball of soggy paper fly from the other boys mouth with a certain degree of satisfaction-

...So you're a sex maniac porn-star now to make up for the years of high school rejection and acute embarassment at parties?? 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY I'M HERE D:
-splutters a bit and regains his breathing before nodding-

Thanks, Kame~ *__*

Yeah but mainly cuz i have a nice cock. \:D/ People pay alot of money to see me use it.

-points at Kame`s crotch-

How about yours? Is it pretty too? D: IT BETTER NOT BE AS NICE AS MINE.. D:
-puts a hand defensively over his peen-

D:

...I've not had any... complaints?

-tugs at his pants a little and looks inside-

...maybe THAT'S why they only want me to be a fluffer D:
-makes grabby handz at Kame`s crotch-

LEMME SEEEEEE~ :D!!!

-giggles and tries to move Kame`s hand away from his peen-

D:!
-freaks out and punches Jin in the nose-

LEAVE IT ALONE OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE JAW. D:

God, maybe I *DO* have a freakish peen.

-sits back down on his luggage and pouts-

I don't even know where my room is...

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